seattle

seattle
1. (seattle) (2319↑, 307↓)
The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city. It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle. And ohh yeah, we're smart, too.

I'm so glad to live in Seattle.

2. (seattle) (1184↑, 275↓)
The best city on the West Coast. Despite the rain (which makes the place nice and green), great people, great coffee (Hence Seattle AKA Latteville) and lots of things to do. Also the place of Microsoft Comps, and people who are really into high-tech activities.

That computer whiz is from Seattle area.

3. (Seattle) (1045↑, 150↓)
One of the most picturesque cities not only in the U.S., but the world. Home of the Space Needle, Pike Place Market, Safeco Field/Seahawk Stadium, Boeing Field, and some great views out into the mountains, especially Mt. Rainier. See also [Seatown], [Emerald City], and [Rainy City].

Everyone needs to visit Seattle at least once in their lives.

Author: City on da Sea http://seattle.urbanup.com/1127497
4. (Seattle) (913↑, 186↓)
A city in Washington State. What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.

Seattle, A Jewel Of The Pacific Northwest.

5. (Seattle) (789↑, 132↓)
1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole poineers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox). 2. The fittest city in America 3. One of the smartest Cities in America

Seattle is the Emeral city.

6. (seattle) (668↑, 118↓)
the best place in the entire world.. so what if it rains? it makes it so green & beautiful. the mountains are so big & majestic and everywhere you turn there's something even more pretty than what you last looked at. pike place market is so cute\!

I really miss Seattle . . .

7. (Seattle) (659↑, 167↓)
My favorite city. It is best known for: "Grunge, Cappachino, and Heroin"-from the book Kurt Cobain... and it is also known for Bill gates's existance and lots of rain\! Good things come out of seattle too...LIKE NIRVANA WAHOO\!

Seattle Rocks. i wish i lived in seattle. but no, i have to live in south carolina. the goddamn hick state. im moving to seattle when i get older.

8. (seattle) (246↑, 52↓)
Named after a local Shalish Chief Was the most populated city in the NW until Vancouver BC surpassed it. Known for beatifull natural setting and coffee culture. Outdoor orientated, safe for a major US city, Liberal, and great sports teams. Started as a resource and shipping based economy. Now the economy is dominated by Manufacturing of Hi Tech goods and banking and tourism. POP: Seattle - 565,00 Greater Puget Sound - 3,800000 approximately

Lets go see tha Mariners EH\!

9. (seattle) (276↑, 97↓)
About as far away as you can go and still stay in the Lower 48. There is an obsession with kings there, with the now destroyed Kingdome, the fact Seattle is in King County, and KING-TV. Of course, the king of the world, Bill Gates, who partly contributed to this and every other entry on this page, lives near Seattle, in Medina.

Sir Mix a Lot is from Seattle.

10. (Seattle) (244↑, 75↓)
A place with great weather from June-September

Seattle had a streak of 50-some days straight of 70+ degree weather this summer.

Author: krist noveselic http://seattle.urbanup.com/360389
11. (Seattle) (256↑, 89↓)
The nicest city in the United States. Filled with intellectual democrats who enjoy good books, good coffee, and good conversation. The people of Seattle are generally very friendly, the city is absolutely beautiful and is easy to say has the most class and culture of any place in the U.S. Portland comes in 2nd.

Everyone wishes they were from Seattle.

Author: JukeJointJezebel http://seattle.urbanup.com/1858890
12. (Seattle) (217↑, 54↓)
Seattle has it's ups and downs. Washington is a beautiful place and Seattle can be wonderful. There is so much to do there. It's home of the Pike Place Market, the Seattle Mariners, and Starbucks. Seattle is near so much. You have the mountains for snowboarding/skiing/hiking. You have the water for boating/swimming. You have everything you need in Seattle/Washington. The only problems are that Seattle has horrible traffic and it rains a lot. (Although, personally, I don't think the weather is THAT bad year-round.. and I live there.)

Seattle, Washington. In the US.

13. (Seattle) (182↑, 63↓)
Seattle is probably the most beautiful and picturesque city in the Northwest. Known for the Space Needle, the coffee, the boating, Microsoft, hilly-terrain, and it's alternative/grunge rock bands, Seattle is a great place to live and visit. Unlike Tacoma, Spokane and Portland, Seattle has a definite and distinct personality. There are many activities and places to explore in Seattle, and it has a great music scene. As far as cities go, Seattle is unusually clean, despite the homeless population. Crime is relatively low, and for the most part, it's completely safe. Did I mention Seattle has the most beautiful night-skyline in the country? If you're in Western Washington, come visit Seattle.

Ignorant Peon: Seattle is just a haven for rain, coffee drinking pseudo-intellectuals, and liberals. Me: You're right, but it's more beautiful than your city\! Ignorant Peon: Damn. You're right. I'm sick of being wrong all the time. I wish I was as cool as you. --------------------------- The best time to visit Seattle is June-August. The weather is nice, people are out and about, and the city is flourishing with fun stuff to do.

Author: Brian T [Bloghogger] http://seattle.urbanup.com/1855801
14. (Seattle) (176↑, 61↓)
The best city in the US so much diversity and home of starbucks, microsoft, bill gates, paul allen, nirvana and the best looking sports stadiums in the US. Its not so bad if it rains alot because everything looks amazing when all the plants bloom.

Seattle to the fullest

15. (Seattle) (131↑, 50↓)
Beautiful city located in the Pacific Northwest. Home to many amazing bands, people, venues, parks, stores, ect. The most amazing people live here; they're crazy, they're accepting, they're weird, they're stoners, they're straightedge, they're preppy, they're scene, they're emo, they're musicians, they're Christians, they're Athesists, they're soulfull, they're assholes, they're artists, they've never touched a paint brush in their life, they're African, they're European, they're Asian, they're Pacific Islander, they're gay, they're straight, they're tansvesites, they're designers, they're photographers, they're lazy, they're coffee addicts, they're insomniacs, they sleep in until 5 PM, they're bitches, they're smart, they're stupid, they're great dancers, they have no rhythm, they're politicians, they're hippies, they're punks, they're hardcore, they're sweethearts, they're drunks, they're drug addicts, they're soccer mums, they're teachers, they're role models, heroes, they're inspiring, they're disgusting, they laugh like no other, they're partiers, they stay at home, they're old, they're young, they're dying, they're living, they're smokers, they're college kids, they're drop outs, they're drag queens, and they all fit together perfectly. If you ever happen to visit this freakishly amazing city, be sure to visit Seattle Center, the Junction, El Corazon, Showbox, REI, Pike Place Market, Pacific Place, Chinatown, Capitol Hill, Alki Beach, Seattle Art Museum, and the Piers. Basically, go everywhere you can, you won't be dissapointed.

Look at that bird, she's got blue hair. So Seattle.

16. (seattle) (118↑, 45↓)
Seattle is one of the best cities in the world. I just moved to London and i learned to appreciate it. 1. Most literate city in the country. 2. Politest city in the world. 3. Has the best landscape. 4. Most diverse. 5. Most honest bums (the fishing for beer) 6. Grundge music. 7. Music scene. 8. Not too bad. 9. Even thought it rains it has the great weather. 10. Good vintage shopping. 11. Flying fish (pike place market) 12. Companies that expand everywhere 13. Good Salmon 14. One of the largest ports 15. Boeing company (if it werent for this we would be stuck with shit airbus airplanes) 16. Its just the best\!\!

British: I love mircosoft. Me: That started in seattle. British: Isnt starbucks from there too. Me: Yup\! So Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Sir Mix Alot, and Bill Gates. Good Bands. Boeing company. And the nicest people. British: So what is Nike from there? Me: No but thats Portland which is right under us

17. (Seattle) (91↑, 34↓)
The largest city in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. Although many people who have never been to the city claim that there's nothing there but coffee, rain, and computers needs to wake up and go there. It is a beautiful, relatively safe, green city, with plenty of great choices for restaurants, very friendly and polite people, different kinds of beaches around to go dipping in during the summer, and a very casual tone. As for the weather, it is rainy and a little cool, but not cold, in the winter. However, the summers are comfortably warm, sunny, and dry; arguably the best kind of summer you could ask for. And yes, we do care about the environment, but why is that such a bad thing anyway? The only problem is traffic, and lack of a good public transportation system, but hey, we have feet for a reason. Bottom line is, Seattle may not be as well-known as New York City, but it's worth a visit if you don't already live here.

Dude \#1: Hey, where are you going this summer? Dude \#2: Uh, I don't know, where do you recommend? Dude \#1: You should go to Seattle, it's a great city. Dude \#2: But I thought it always rained there, and that everyone was just a coffee addicted computer geek...? Dude \#1: It ain't so, man, go in July, you'll love it. Dude \#2: Aight.

18. (seattle) (145↑, 95↓)
The best city on the West (best) coast. Everywhere off the w coast is crazy and I never leave it anymore unless I'm leaving the country or going to Canada. Seattle is the best of all worlds. lots of culture and diversity. Alot like San Francisco or Vancouver. Only problem is everything smells like piss there in summer there. Way, way, way too many homeless people.

Austin, TX & Halifax, NS only wish they were Seattle. You never get bored in Seattle unless your boring. Austin & Halifax bored me and all my freids within 3 days.

Author: Besitos Y Abrazos http://seattle.urbanup.com/1072786
19. (Seattle) (67↑, 29↓)
One of America's finest cities. Sometimes called the Emerald City. One of America's most educated cities. One of America's most "fit" cities. It is a city with clean air, lakes, mountains, culture, architecture, high-tech jobs and yes, plenty of rain. It lies in the Pacific Northwest along Puget Sound in Western Washington state. Although Seattle is known for having plenty of rain, it doesn't get as much rain as even Houston, Atlanta, Chicago, washington DC or New York. It's just that Seattle's rain is more misty and frequent. Seattle is for coffee lovers and is home to Starbucks and Seattle's Best coffee retailers. Seattle is also home to Amazon.com, COSTCO, Microsoft and Bill Gates. Even though its leading employer, Boeing, packed up and went to Chicago, Boeing still manufactures its aircraft there. Here is what makes Seattle Seattle: 1. Microsoft and Bill Gates and Paul Allen 2. Boeing 3. Amazon.com 4. coffee, especially Starbucks 5. rain 6. the Cascade Mountains and Mount Rainier 7. high-tech jobs 8. culture, especially its large Asian population 9. liberalism 10.homelessness 11.Puget Sound 12.Nordstrom 13.Pike Place Market 14.the Space Needle

Seattle is an awsome example of America's finest cities. Although not without its problems, it is still a great place to be. There is much more to like than dislike about this place.

20. (Seattle) (84↑, 47↓)
If A Stupid New Yorker Can Say It Than So Can I... Seattle is the greatest motherfuckin city in the world

New Yorker:NYC is the best city in the world\! Me:Seattle is better\! New Yorker:WUHHHT\!?\!?\!

21. (Seattle) (52↑, 30↓)
a city of extremely laid back yet extremely high-maintenance people

a person from Seattle will be ok with any type of restaurant (McDonalds to Rodizio) but upset if the table is within 20 feet of the kitchen.

22. (seattle) (41↑, 21↓)
Nicknamed the Emerald City, Seattle is one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. Located in the northwest corner of the US in Washington State, Seattle resides along Pudget Sound. Seattle is home to a crowd centered on culture, technology, and is one of the more Liberal cities of the United States. One of the major traders with Japan, Seattle harbors a large amount of Asian culture which has spread into its technological areas (Boeing, Microsoft, Nintendo, etc). Seattle has also been titled the country's video-game central. Home to both Microsoft [Game Studios], half of Nintendo, and famous producers such as Bungie, Valve Software, and even the mass-popular Penny Arcade, Seattle has risen to the top in popularity among young game-pioneers. It supports massive conventions such as the Northwest Comic Con, PAX (Penny Arcade Expo), the World Cyber Games Championship, and Anime North. Aside from its gaming success, Seattle also is home to Boeing, the world's largest aircraft manufacturer, as well as the largest building on Earth. Other attractions Seattle has to offer is the ever-growing Pike Place Market, a cultural mainframe for the city, multiple Naval and Air Force bases, a heavy influence in politics, and a large Liberal society.

"Master Chief is from Seattle, lol\!" "Isn't MS in Seattle?" "Yup\!"

Author: Alice the Destroyer of Worlds http://seattle.urbanup.com/2853100
23. (Seattle) (28↑, 10↓)
A great city\! people only think of it as being rainy, but honestly if you live here you dont even notice. Downtown is great,everyone is very interesting. It is very diverse, even though people think everyone are hippie stoners. Come to seatte\! Its great

Seattle is the best.

Author: agsdkfldslfsdlf http://seattle.urbanup.com/4011763
24. (Seattle) (22↑, 10↓)
1. A great city in the Pacific Northwest. Seattle is a great city all year round. People think it rains a ton, but it really doesn't. There are many fun things to do in the city, like ride the monorail, explore Pike Place Market, get lunch at Seattle Center and shop at Pacific Place or Westlake Mall. Also, Seattle is surrounded by other great towns because the Puget Sound is really the center of Washington State. Take a ferry ride to a new town and explore. No matter what season or whether it is, there is always something fun to do in Seattle, indoors or outside.

Person 1: After the Huskies game we should get lunch in Pike Place Person 2: Definitly\! There's so much to do in Seattle\!

25. (Seattle) (39↑, 26↓)
The best city on planet earth. Seattle, and basicly all the suberbian areas around it, are the main engine of Washington, the Inland Northwest, and the world. Think about it, theres Microsoft, Boeing, Starbucks, Costco, Nordstrom, Nintendo, Bungie (They make the Halo video games) and so many more big companies. It is Americas god (besides Washington D.C.). If you don't live in the Seattle area (Such as me, I'm stuck in retarded Spokane, WA 300 miles away) you should jump off a cliff (well, don't really do that).

Man 1: Hey, Spokane is the greatest town on earth\! Man 2: Are you on fucking meth??? Seattle rules you dipshit.

26. (Seattle) (148↑, 136↓)
A very decent city in the Pacific Northwest region that has a high quality lifestyle, great outdoor activities and climate year round, but unfortunately is also a stronghold of radical environmentalists and liberals.

If it wasn't for all the leftist politics in Seattle, I would still be staying around there and not have moved.

27. (Seattle) (14↑, 3↓)
The most beautiful city in the world. Possesses an atmosphere of environmental consciousness, acceptance and free thinking. One of the few places where so many diverse groups can coexist. Always funky little coffee shops and stores. Tons of water. Tons of green. Tons of music, poetry, art and philosophy. Tons of educated, literate people. Tons of motivated and involved teens. Tons of pride in the people who live there.

Im a homosexual/indie artist and philosopher who loves to read and drink coffee and protect the environment. Where should I live? Seattle, dude.

28. (Seattle) (14↑, 4↓)
The best city in the whole of America. Also becoming an up-and-coming city on the west coast. Home to SubPop records, grunge music and breifly Isaac Brock; Modest Mouse and Murder City Devils also from the same area. Lots of bands have come out of the city in last 10-15 years. A place that just rules. Has a really ecletic scenes. It's suburb, Auburn, is just gorgeous.

New Yorker: So, what's Seattle like? Seattler: Awesome. Truely is The Emerald City. New Yorker: So, are you smart? Seattler: Well, I got a 1st on my college major, so... (New Yorker stunned walks away)

29. (Seattle) (40↑, 31↓)
The most beautiful place. It feels like a home i've never had the chance to experience. The atmosphere is friendly and seemingly inviting to tourists. Definetly a place for the music scene, even though i din;t get much to explore it. Second home of [Kurt Cobain], shopping city for the Twilight series, home of the seahawks, and the attriction of the pike market place, and the first ever starbucks.

Seattle is the greatest

Author: rachel ainsworth http://seattle.urbanup.com/3070212
30. (Seattle) (15↑, 7↓)
Adjective. Something lovely that reminds you of cool bands.

"Sophie R. is like totally Seattle, man."

Author: An Authoritative Dictionary http://seattle.urbanup.com/4336843
31. (Seattle) (12↑, 6↓)
The most Proest Place in the whole wide world.

"I live in Seattle". "Holy SHIT you do? lucky\!"

32. (Seattle) (7↑, 3↓)
The northernmost major city in the United States, and the largest city in the state of Washington

Seattle is second biggest destination of Washington.

Author: Hercolena Oliver http://seattle.urbanup.com/4996667
33. (Seattle) (3↑, 0↓)
The 206, a city in the state of Washington, rains a lot.

We make it rain in Seattle\!

34. (Seattle) (7↑, 5↓)
(noun) A city of metrobores, junkies, tame protests, post-college so-called artists and software engineers. (adj) Referring to anything for which Seattle is known. Usually used by people stuck in Kansas who wish they lived somewhere cooler.

Dude. That's so Seattle.

35. (Seattle) (77↑, 75↓)
Seattle is one of the most beautifully scenic places in the world. It is near mountains, water, forests, snow, and is just a short drive away from the deserts of Eastern Washington. There are lots of high-paying "information economy" jobs. Its citizens have a strong desire to protect the environment. It is supposedly one of the most well-read cities in the country. Unfortunately, that's about all you can say that's good about the place. The high paying jobs have resulted in ridiculously high prices for homes. Then there's the people and the so-called "culture". Those who've described Seattle as a "friendly" place are probably from Seattle and don't know what "friendly" means. Imagine a place where all the nerdy, socially awkward people have concentrated, and you'd have a good picture of Seattle. People don't talk to one another. People are afraid to look at one another. You can make small talk with your neighbor for YEARS, and they will never, ever invite you over for anything. If you invite them over, they'll nervously accept, or come up with a bad excuse why they can't. Those who accept will never show up. When someone in Seattle says "Let's get together and do something sometime", they really mean, "Let's never get together and do anything, EVER". Seattle is also a place overflowing with straight women who dislike men/are bitter toward men/are angry because they weren't one of the pretty girls who could get a date back in school. Consequently, the men who do well here are those who don't have a spine, don't have testicles, or are willing to give theirs to a woman without protest. In other words, if you're a normal guy who wants to meet normal women, don't move to Seattle. If you enjoy making friends, don't move to Seattle. Seattle is full of people who are uptight, reserved, and politically correct to a fault. People in Seattle think the solution to past intolerance is to quietly tolerate everything, no matter how rude/illegal it may be, EXCEPT for negative comments about someone who happens to be a member of a minority community - even if your statement is factually accurate. If you make such an utterance in the vicinity of a Seattleite, they will glare at you disparagingly and never speak to you again. In fact, Seattle is full of white people who wish they could be black. Seattle is full of "liberals" and so-called "progressives" who are so sure they're right they won't even listen to dissenting points of view. People who disagree with them are automatically regarded as "ignorant" or "haters". In other words, Seattleites are some of the most narrow-minded people you'll ever meet. They're like members of the religious right, only they don't believe in Jesus. People in Seattle believe total consensus must be reached before a course of action can be taken. As a result, few substantial decisions get made. Above all, Seattleites believe the biggest Cardinal Sin is the act of offending someone. Even if that someone is completely wrong. Add in the ten months of cold weather, dear reader, and any thought of living here should wisely leave you.

Phil said, "I feel so guilty for being a man\! And I hate having friends. I think I'll move to Seattle\!"

36. (Seattle) (6↑, 5↓)
Home of the Seahawks football, Mariners baseball, and Sounders soccer teams, Seattle is a wonderful place to live and sight see. It is home to the famous Space Needle and Pike Place Market. No matter where you go in Seattle, it's going to be memorable.

George: "hey i went to seattle yesterday" Bob: "Lucky you\!"

37. (Seattle) (1↑, 1↓)
Birthplace of Starbucks, Home of the 2001 Mariners 116-game win season and the 2005 Super Bowl Champs Seahawks. Nickname is the Emerald City. Also has numerous parks, and the sight of "Jump City: Seattle" on G4 TV.

"Those Seattle Seahawks got robbed." "OMG STARBUCKS\!\!\!\!" -tourists

38. (Seattle) (2↑, 2↓)
Cutting a wound on a body part (eg leg) and inserting a penis into it. It is critical that person who is Seattling ejaculates inside the wound that has been made. The origin of this word goes back to this spoilt, yet very fine private school in New Zealand and it was made for a spoilt kid who moved to Seattle. This kid who moved to Seattle loved buying people C*lvin K*ein underwear and enjoyed riding his longboard. Once he was pushed off his board by Allan *arpenter and he ended up with fractured skull. This boy also loved saying "Lets spark it up\!" and very much enjoyed watching entourage.

I am going to Seattle you in your neck\! SEATTLE MOTHERFUCKER\! SPARK IT UP\!\!\!\!\!

39. (Seattle) (0↑, 0↓)
The city that rains a lot, located int he pacific northwest.

boeing, amazon, starbucks, microsoft and much more started here. The name of the city is Seattle.

Author: Amazing guinea pig http://seattle.urbanup.com/5939603
40. (Seattle) (7↑, 8↓)
bunch of hippie suicidal dorks in a rain drenched city.

1: I'm from Seattle\! 2: Boring\! Go kill yourself.

41. (Seattle) (1↑, 3↓)
this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.

Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.

42. (Seattle) (10↑, 12↓)
Home of snobby yuppies and wannabe anarchists. People in Seattle take being serious VERY seriously -- practicing their frowns and blank stares all night long\! Natives claim to be exceptionally green and environmental, yet somehow cannot abandon their petroleum-consuming automobiles. Seattleites love to stroke-off their superiority complex and sneer at people moving to Seattle from other states, when in reality, most of them originated from Europe. The city claims to be a precious gem of liberalism, but the NIMBYS will uproar and relentlessly blog if a homeless camp enters their sacred backyard. All-in-all, Seattle is a land of arrogant hypocrisy. On the up side ... you will find good coffee, lots of rain and quaint restaurants here. Enjoy\!\!\!

Q: Do you want to go up to Seattle? A: For the amazing people?

43. (Seattle) (12↑, 14↓)
The Detroit of the West Coast. A horrible gray industrial city with few parks, and even fewer trees. Poorly planned, ugly, cold and filled with aggressive pan-handlers and violent psychotic crack-heads. In this city the poor and broken dominate the downtown, while the rich hide from the crime and poverty by escaping to their own private islands in the bay. The second most depressing city in the United States.

When Curt Cobain committed suicide, it wasn't because of the heroin or that crazy bitch he was married to, he just wanted to escape the hell that is Seattle.

44. (Seattle) (0↑, 3↓)
Seattle is an amazing city. But for people who have never actualy been... were not crazy... Some how all the T.V. directors on "The X Factor", "American Idol", "America's Got Talent" and other shows got to gether and said "Hey lets make Seattle look crazy" So our citizens dont actualy all look like crazy prostitutes...

"Hey have you ever been to Seattle? I heard there coffee is great\!"

45. (Seattle) (4↑, 7↓)
Seattle is the most northern major city in the united states, about 100 miles south of the Canadian border and 170 miles north of portland oregan. It is also home to over 3.7 billion residense in the metro area. Seattle is the birthplace of Jimi Hendrix, Bruce lee, The Wailers, Nirvanna, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam which made the 'grunge' scence so popular here. Also the birthplace of rapper sir mix alot. Also the companies that were started here are; Starbucks, Tully's coffe, microsoft, nordstrom, Bungie (makers of halo), amazon.com, Uwajimaya and UPS. But most famous for The Pike Place market, The Spaceneedle, and The Moore theatre. Another touristy attraction is the underground Seattle. Seattle was ranked number 1 over new york and every other major citry in the u.s. for the most car-conjested city in the united states, and is ranked number 14 out of 360 other cities for size in square miles. Okay now those are just facts my opinion is seattle is the most best place to live for sure. The people here are nice and friendly, and theirs no such thing as the seattle freeze someone from portland probly wrote that. If you're a tourist people will gladly point you in the right direction to where you're going also if you're new or just visiting a good place to go is a place called view point park in west seattle worth the cab or bus ride to see the city's skyline especially at night it is a must see.

Tourist: Excuse me but do you know where the first starbucks is at? Seattleite:Yea\! It's on Stewart st and Pike pl, Near the pike place market in downtown seattle Tourist:Oh thank you, you seattleites are soo nice(:

Author: Scottiieee\!(; http://seattle.urbanup.com/5497040
46. (Seattle) (4↑, 9↓)
The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts\! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon\!

Woah wanna get funky? Go to Seattle\!

47. (Seattle) (0↑, 5↓)
Seattle: a city in which to skedaddle. Not a city for kids. And also weird songs like: to make peace (yeah), to make peace (yeah), to make peace (ow\!). Awkward.

Naked ladies in the newspaper\! So Seattle\!\!

Author: Elessar (8) and Penny (10) http://seattle.urbanup.com/5650537
48. (Seattle) (11↑, 16↓)
The shittiest city on the planet. Full of thieves, prone to torrential rain and flooding, home to a ravaging homeless problem, in the path of the migratory patterns of giant killer wasps. ...I'm only lying about one of those. So please stop moving here.

If everyone keeps moving to Seattle, the crystalline bubble that protects it will burst and it will become just another New York.

49. (Seattle) (11↑, 16↓)
as a name it would mean: athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl. he is almost perfect, and a good friend.

seattles always have great hair i fell for a seattle

50. (seattle) (6↑, 12↓)
A city in what is obviously "God's favourite" country and [Allah]'s third least favourite (behind [Texas] and [Andorra]) where a large number of rather [smug] individuals seem to live who designate it the world's greatest city despite probably not having visited all the rest of the human cities in the world (or any ant cities or the single sheep populated city in New Zealand). [Fucking] [douche-bags].

John: Oh yeah Seattle's the best\! [Sean the sheep]: Well have you even visited New Zimbaaabwe?

Author: The Cockney Reaper http://seattle.urbanup.com/5517292
51. (seattle) (29↑, 39↓)
A rainy city in the northwestern coast of the U.S. Has a population of 594,210. largest city in Washington. It is home to the space needle and one of the nations highest suicide rates.

Have you ever been to Seattle? No.

52. (seattle) (23↑, 37↓)
A city in the Pacific Northwest with pleasant weather (not in winter though), a picturesque skyline, and lots of outdoor activities. A good place to visit on a vacation, but can get really boring to live in unless you enjoy the outdoors, in which case its great\! Some of its most famous "land marks" though, are not that interesting. How many times can you go to the space needle? Its just a big tower, and not even the tallest in Seattle. The Pike Place market is underwhelming as well, especially now that there's always some idiot in a car trying to honk their way through the crowds. There are plenty of other interesting sights that one could visit. The MOHAI museum is nice, along with the wetland park nearby. Don't go to the U-District, its crappy and trendy, instead go to Fremont or Ballard, they have real character.

"Seattle is so boring and there's nothing to do" "Thats because either you live in greater Seattle or Shoreline, which ARE boring, or you just don't get out"

53. (Seattle) (21↑, 37↓)
Seattle - A Wild Wild West town. Where on any random night you can watch the douchebags stumbling out of the saloon (night club) - getting on their horse (crotch rocket) and toting their gun around like an idiot while accidently shooting their girlfriend in the face in a drunken accident. Any given night in Belltown. Seattle - a town that wants to be a mix of Las Vegas, San Francisco and Los Angeles so bad it's willing to piss all over it's legacy and uniqueness to cater to the screwballs who move here while raising rent, tearing down your apartment and all your favorite nightclubs and bars and culture and making room for the yuppies who are convinced that paying half a million dollars for a 300ft condo is a "deal" compared to where they were from. A town that stops dead by 8pm Sunday - Thursday Night - One of America's most tech savvy regions but addicted to 9-5 culture with everyone in the city up at the same time and on the same roads driving their SUVs to Microsoft every morning, clogging up the roads with nobody working remote and we're still trying to figure out why we have the worst traffic in America. Homeless people fiending for crack and innocent people who will take a screwdriver through the throat if they don't hand over their change. A state with one of the highest unemployment rates in the country and home of the richest man in the world. Don't come to Seattle talking about unique culture and diversity. We gave that up a long time ago when we handed over our best neighborhoods to the douchebags and the crackheads. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, grunge, "jet city", the Sonics, clean air, underground culture....that's been drifting away for 15 years. But when you're tired hip hop, shooting crack, high gas prices, douchebags, depression, unemployment and trying to fit in with the hipsters on Capitol Hill by being a poser and gelling down your hair for the coked out look and when you just cant take it anymore you can go 40 minutes east and you're in the mountains or 2 hours west and you've got your feet in the sand on the Pacific Coast with the nasty sand dunes, seaweed and everything else. Don't listen to those idiots writing about Seattle here....I'm the one telling the truth... If you want to experience the northwest as described the way Seattle is here, you need to get down to Portland. A town that KNOWS what they are doing. A place that cares about uniqueness and could give a crap less about the rest of the west coast. The way Seattle used to be. But when you hear people talking shit saying stuff like "this is the greatest city in the world" remember, they're lying. Don't listen to them, listen to me. I've lived here my whole life and I'm telling the truth, not them. I love this city\!

Seattle - tasteless culture for a tasteless town

54. (Seattle) (23↑, 41↓)
A largeish city in the far northwestern corner of the United States. It is the larges in the state of Washington and it never stops raining. Prominent features include, the Space Needle, and Starbucks world head quarters. It is the city with the highest suicide rate in the country and no wornder with all that rain and all the people who don't stop talking about themselves or why their city is so important...to no one.

Seattlite: "I'm so hella cool cuz I'm from Seattle, and did I mention I'm from Seattle? Lets walk to one of the 500 Starbucks or Java Juices in the rain and let me tell you why MY city (Seattle) and I are the only things that matter in the world\!...Seattle\!"

55. (Seattle) (8↑, 28↓)
Seattle is a major city positioned in the Pacific Northwest, close to the northern border of the U.S.. It is the base of Boeing, Starbucks and Bank of America as well as the home of the Mariners and the Seahawks. Seattle has its own airport, King County International Airport, or KBFI or KCIA, as known otherwise. Seattle hosts a huge population of people, mostly mexicans and Asians. The Mexicans are a growing problem because of they're invasion of America, but the Asians are almost always the nicest people you'll meet. Another problem is "Laptop Gangsters" who walk around town drawing graffiti. Usually seen wearing longsleeve collared shirts with a dark green 100% cotton pull over handme down from his big brother who cuts down trees. Weather wise, it's quite rainy, but in the summer months, its as hot as it is in Iraq on a cold day. Seattle also hosts the Museum Of Flight, Experience Music Project and many other museums. The food in Seattle is good. If you're on a wine taste with a wine budget, head to Ipanema, the Brazilian Barbecue restaurant, if your a wine taste on a beer budget kinda guy, your screwed in Seattle.

Seattle Regularly Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees Me: Go play cross country. Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample? Me: Of course\! ....... Wow Delicious\! I'll buy all of it. Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free\! Me: Thanks\! See what I mean?

Author: Scienceorderandreality http://seattle.urbanup.com/4066143
56. (seattle) (13↑, 41↓)
text message code word for get this guy away from me he is a fucking drip

text - seattle carly - here hold on to my drink i need to save jody from that loser

57. (seattle) (9↑, 43↓)
A place in Washington State in USA. An elite member of the EFNet IRC Network that a lot of people in channels I'm in look up to.

seattle is |\<-r4d with the 0day. Seattle is how fow in the bing now.

58. (seattle) (43↑, 78↓)
It rains a lot. It kinda sucks. Avoid pike place market, seattle center, and westlake. Tourists clog it up really bad from spring to fall. It rains about 9 months out of the year. The rest of the year it's so hot there are forest fires galore. I was born and raised here and I'm moving to California as soon as I can afford it. Speaking of money, it's extremely expensive to live here. The people are super unfriendly on the streets. Especially if they can tell you're not from around here. I've unfortuneately found myself doing the same thing more and more recently. I pay over a grand a month for a small studio. The buses always make me late for work. And the drivers here are atrocious. The lattes however will make you stay forever. And once you find your niche(if you ever do) you'll probably never leave. If you move to Seattle, don't expect it to be grand. Good luck.

Hey what the fuck is that bright thing in the sky?\!?\!?\! Oh shit man, its the sun, it show's like once year in Seattle.

59. (Seattle) (81↑, 122↓)
The city where the greatest American ever born came from, Kurt Cobain.

Once upon a time there was a band called Nirvana which was the greatest band in the world. Then Kurt Cobain was murdered by an assassin hired by Courtney Love. That bitch will rot in hell.

60. (seattle) (84↑, 128↓)
^^^ Uh, dude, Olympia is the capital of Washington, not Seattle.

fuckhead jerkass bitch

Author: knightblade2oo4 http://seattle.urbanup.com/1043874
61. (Seattle) (48↑, 101↓)
1) City to which summer visitors move and end up slitting their wrists in February following 60-plus days of rain; 2) City that's still trying to get mileage off grunge music, over-roasted coffee beans, malfunctioning computer operating systems, and a dying aerospace industry; 3) City with its head so far up its own ass, it may as well rain for the next hundred years (and just might), because the hood-eyed freaks and pseudo-intellectuals wouldn't know the difference; 4) City whose Space Needle ensures that they will never be more than a West Coast, all-white Atlanta; and whose homogeneity takes all the credibility out of their so-called "tolerance." 4) City that is also called the "Emerald City" to lure ignorant tourists; in reality, is more than a little bit dark and evil - a true Scorpio city that could be the setting for a TV series based on "The Omen"; 5) City motto: "Seattle: You're so close to Vancouver, why the hell are you living here?"

In September Kay moved to Seattle to work at a tuberous vegetable cooperative. By January she had pulled all her hair out, and in February threw herself off a 20-story building. "Yes, as matter of fact I am dumb enough to live in Seattle despite the fact that British Columbia and free health care are only a ferry ride away, in Victoria. I make my living selling hemp shower curtains at Pike Place Market." Californian \#1: The traffic in Seattle was so bad, I thought I was in L.A. Californian \#2: Yeah; and if I eat any more wild salmon I'm gonna hurl\!" Seattle has two things going for it: Nordstrom and Elliott Bay Bookstore.

62. (Seattle) (62↑, 115↓)
A logging camp in the Pacific Northwest that made some money selling camping gear to idiots fighting for the chance to freeze/starve to death while looking for gold in the Yukon. It then became a logging camp with airplanes and progressed to a logging camp with airplanes and computers. Now it is a logging camp with airplanes, computers, and the biggest collection of snobs, posers, and self righteous assholes of every persuasion ever assembled. Its residents espouse a particularly aggressive type of unpretentiousness that succeeds in setting new human performance benchmarks for pretension. Almost no one there is from there. All of its adult residents diffused there down a steep identity gradient toward a place where they thought they could find, buy, import, hire, or outsource an identity of their own. By the way, how’s that going for you so far? Maybe a few more Frank Gehry scrap piles masquerading as buildings will help. Most of their time is occupied by lecturing less fortunate citizens of this country on how much better everything in Seattle is than in any other place on earth. This leads to obsessive comparing of themselves and their utopia to cities with actual histories and cultural identities, such as: New York, Boston, San Francisco, Tacoma, etc. This delusional herd of “enlightened and beautiful” people exult in, not suffer from, a collective, and well founded inferiority complex. Speaking of being lectured to by these uberwankers, just try and bring up a hobby or interest of yours without having it spelled out for you in a smarmy, condescending tone how the lecturer has pursued that hobby or interest to the most extreme ends humanly possible and how your own pathetic dabbling fails to so much as amuse them. (Try mentioning hiking or some other outdoor activity and watch the fun\!) It also has great scenery, weather (despite what you’ve heard), and coffee, none of which make it worth the effort of trying to live there. (unless you’re filthy rich as are way too many residents) In our lifetime, a humongous earthquake will shake the entire heap of coffee grounds, bicycles, Frank Gehry buildings, ecofascists and wankers into Puget Sound, an act not unlike the flushing of the toilet of almighty God. I’ll miss the space needle, but not the people in it.

With so many ecofascists, uberwankers, and Eurotrash wannabes, Seattle is America's own private Germany\!

63. (seattle) (73↑, 154↓)
The whitest, most liberal city in America. Packed with smug hippies and wannabe hipsters, Seattle prides itself on its liberal politics to the extreme of ignoring any facts that may contradict the feelings that dictate this towns actions. Corrupt elections are rigged and fixed for Democrats or the closest candidate to a socialist that can be found. Seattleites think themselves tolerant (as long as you are a raving socialist), integrated (easy in an all-white city), and that the entire world thinks the same way they do.

Every Seattle idiot whines about the 2004 election fraud in Ohio but Seattle elections in King County "found" Democrat votes three times in cages and ballot boxes that had been certified empty three times\! A statue of Lenin graces Seattles Fremont neighborhood and should be burned to the ground. The women are fat and cannot dress themselves. The men are whiny, soft, and weak.

64. (seattle) (112↑, 205↓)
Like a city, but with white people.

Look, this bus, the streets, the monorail, the westlake mall, the hihp-hop clubs, are all filled with mostly white people (and a few white-skinned asians and bi-racials).

Author: seattle cracker http://seattle.urbanup.com/1335785
65. (Seattle) (97↑, 229↓)
Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day\!

66. (seattle) (47↑, 240↓)
a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.

Fuck, ive got a seattle.

67. (Seattle) (89↑, 289↓)
West Coast city that has a reputation for being a wonderful place to live but secretly wishes it was Portland. Seattle actually has many problems, including... 1. Some of the worst traffic in the country. 2. Out of control real estate prices. 3. Out of control crime and homelessness in the downtown core. 4. A city council that has been told by voters three times that a monorail should be built. Yet, it still hasn't been built and probably never will be. 5. Very high unemployment.
68. (Seattle) (76↑, 384↓)
The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle? Nirvana Starbucks Boeing Microsoft See? All of them EVIL

69. (Seattle) (74↑, 410↓)
Like [Portland], but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.

The Pacific Northwest blows.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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